I Could Keep This Kitchen Clean If You People Would Stop Eating Here: Rustic Rectangular Wood Sign

Each sign is precision crafted and painted by hand in a charming rustic farm style complete with cracked paint and scuffed edges. Or you can choose one of our beautiful stain finishes, for a less “roughed” up look.

• 100% Furniture Grade Baltic Birch Plywood
• Handcrafted and Hand Painted
• 1 ⅝” Deep
• Made in the USA

All sizes 19x12" and under are gift wrapped FREE in a tan craft paper tied with twisted jute rope or packaged in a nice box tied with jute rope. The larger signs are not gift wrapped due to their size, but are carefully wrapped in a protective white foam covering on the front of the sign inside the box. No invoice information is included in any of the packages, so no worries there.

Personalized Card:   For any of the sizes, write a message in the  comment box and we'll include that on a card as well. 

Ready to ship in 2-5 business days.

FREE SHIPPING for all sizes!

Orders shipped via USPS and UPS.  This usually means 2-6 business days in the mail.

Expedited Shipping available for an additional fee.

This can be hung easily because of the hollow frame design on the back. They are also deep enough that the smaller sizes can stand up on a table by themselves.